"Hello?"
"Hello, Min. This is God speaking."
"Oh, okay. I knew it had to be you or James Earl Jones."
"I am feeling divinely inspired today..."
"Wait, don't you feel divinely inspired every day?"
"More or less. Now stop interupting your Creator. As I was saying...I'm feeling divinely inspired today, and I want to do something nice for you."
"Nice spiritually or nice financially?"
"Nice meteorologically. What kind of day would you like to have?"
"A day just like today, actually. Sunny, warm, breezy. It's perfect."
"Well, then. My work here is done. I'll talk to you later. Be good. And call your mother."
HALLELUJAH!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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What Min Is Reading on a Rainy Day
- Thrice the Brinded Cat Hath Mew'd, Alan Bradley
- A Fatal Grace, Louise Penny
Min's Weather Radar
Min's Five-Day Forecast
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March
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- The Blues
- Color My World
- Belated Easter Story
- Flattered? Oh, a tad.
- Sigh.
- Color me this, Batman.
- Lilliput Hats, Plus One
- Hypocrisy, thy name is Min.
- Hattastic, indeed.
- Easter Story
- Lilliput Hats
- I could write a sonnet about your Easter bonnet...
- Too much time on my hands.
- It's Good Friday!
- Hair Raising
- Like I needed another black hat...
- Oops.
- Racing Form
- Hats Ahoy!
- Button, button. Who's got the button?
- Isn't this pretty?
- Holy Week
- Erin Go Bragh!
- My Easter Hat
- Friday Fussing
- And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
- Paper Chase
- If God was to call me on my cellphone...
- I'm back from Florida.
- All the nuts roll down to Florida.
- New Vintage Stuff!
- Who's birthday is it?
- More Fun With Hats
- Yesterday's Church Hat
- I organized my shoes last night
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Min's Current Conditions
- PhantomMinuet
- Nashville, TN, United States
- If it was a perfect world, I'd be out of a job.
2 comments:
if god was to call you on your cellphone, what would the caller id show?
do you think it was be just plain "GOD"
he goes by so many names
Hey, He called me too! We had an awesome spring day here today!
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